Cone Dog

Yeah, I know dogs can't talk but if I could this is what I would say. "I went to the vet for a simple yearly exam, shots and grooming. This is what I came home with. A stinkin' lamp shade! I cannot believe how my family mocked me. After all the love that I show them like eating the food that falls on the floor and licking them wildly when they come home. You should hear the laughter that erupts EVERY time I run into something with my cone. C'mon people, help a dog out! I have to say that Mommy took pity on me last night and removed it so that she could hold me and I could sleep next to her."